fifth friday

On the 5th Friday of the academic term you celebrate by drinking an entire fifth of alcohol before midnight

“Are you drunk in class right now?”
“Yea it’s fifth Friday I had to start early so I would finish in time”

by Grifftenstein August 15, 2019

Jazz Friday

An occasional office holiday celebrated on specified Fridays during which employees are encouraged to bring their instruments as well as a "jazz attitude". However, it is subject to cancellation by superiors. The holiday, often shortened to "J.F.", is noted for sharing a lot of similarities with advertising.

Martin and John were thrilled to celebrate Jazz Friday, but Ben canceled it.

by Solo Amadeus January 29, 2022

Frisky Friday

When you go out drinking and partying on a Friday night with the sole purpose of getting laid or attempting a one night stand.

Dude, let's go out tonight. It's Frisky Friday! Loads of chick's out tonight!

Girl , it's Frisky Friday and I'm feeling loose. I need to get some!

by Papitouno August 2, 2016

Friday Man

A person who wears the same shirt every friday.

Troy: Hey Friday Man!

Dylan: haha I guess im friday man cause i wear the same shirt every friday!

by bruhv March 25, 2019

African-American Friday

The politically correct reference of "Black Friday"- the shopping day following Thanksgiving.

I woke up at 3:00am on African-American Friday to go Christmas shopping.

by Frank Big November 29, 2010

fuck-you friday

A Friday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Friday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by rushoffailure December 11, 2008

femboy friday

the special day when femboys are given their time to shine. popularized by @gorillapain and @sickriffbruh on tiktok.

Oh shit, it's femboy friday! Gotta get ready to get pegged by my goth gf!

by bi420rights May 26, 2020