forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

fortino

A Post-Apocalyptic rumblefish, who's rock hard fishstick and rocktots smash together in front of monkey cages. Thus cause fecal matter to be flung inaccurately and without known trajectory. The indigeneous amphibious aquatic/land creature is such a rarity that many don't believe in it's existence until one washed ashore, allegedly unconcious from chain smoking, Jack Daniels, and from the consumption of Dr. Pepper.

Look out now, that {fortino} has a time machine.

by sugardaddy931 February 5, 2010

Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011

fortain

The only right way to describe the videogame "fortnite"

Example: Sub my NIBBA want sum fortain?

by Jaxnail69 February 17, 2018

Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.

We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.

by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020

forgking

The king of everything aka god bow down to him

Man 1:You like frogs

Man 2:no
Man1:fuck you I hope forgking eats your ass

by Frogking official December 25, 2020

Fortninte

Umm, bro... u spelled Fortnite wrong.

"HEy BrO, EvER HeARd oF FoRTnINtE!?!"
Umm, I'm pretty that's not how it sp-
"LeTS PlAy FoRTnItE!"

by BreadBoi123 March 10, 2021