Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

5 dollar foot long

A really big azz dick

Rob J from Vineland has a 5 dollar foot long

by Rob J from May 21, 2008

5 Dollar Foot Long

A cheap, male prostitute.

Shaniqua: Did you see Brianna pay for that 5 dollar foot long?
Lafwanda: Yeah, she is so desperate!

by Uthyr May 29, 2014

foot-long hot-dog

A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.

That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

foot long

To take a foot long line of coke

whoa that foot long just got me cloud 9

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

foot-long slendy

A long, slender penis, with a length-to-width ratio being at least 10:1, and the minimum length being at least 12 inches.

I'm no nigger but I still have a foot-long slendy!

by Slenderdog June 5, 2004

foot long cheese dog

when a girl shoots her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys penis and then gives the guy a footjob

"she was really into me so she gave me a foot long cheese dog"

by Justin :) February 27, 2008