Five dollar footlong line

The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.

"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."

by Rathboneee February 12, 2012

Subway $5 Footlong

Used to describe a mans large penis

Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."

by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017

A Lew Bear Footlong

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

by The Northern One October 10, 2021

5 dollar footlong

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;

Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;

by yerstinkingmom May 22, 2008

brokeback footlong

a nickname for a gay man's penis or anything involving a penis in general.

"dude let's dip or brokeback footlongs in some orange julius lubricant and go to town!"

by teeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2006

Footlong

A 12 inch cock.

I've heard that he's an owner of a thick footlong.

by Kurtkorv September 15, 2019

footlong brownie

when you've possibly done a world record poo.

where have you been?
sorry bro I just had a footlong brownie.

by footlongbrownie November 28, 2020