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Catch feels

Slang for liking someone else; having romantic feelings; also known as catching feelings
I can't believe you catch feels for Gina.
by catchfeels October 3, 2017
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The Feels

The Feels is in the same family as the Succubus/Incubus. However, it feeds not on lust but on the soul energy released when a human heart bursts. To that end, the Feels will come to those witnessing or living through a particularly moving moment when their heart is fullest and add additional emotion until the heart can no longer contain the pressure. Despite the pain and panic this causes, many victims of The Feels will intentionally seek out material that makes them vulnerable to it. Scientists argue whether this is the result of brain damage in those individuals or if The Feels delivers an addictive surge of dopamine to ensure future feedings.

Studies have been hindered by extreme limb flailing and the incorporeal nature of the soul.
Researched by "Siwenna" of the interweb
"Carrie, let's watch Titanic!"
"No way, the Feels start swarming as soon as that damn song plays."

"Are you crying because of Sherlock again?"
"No, man, it's the Feels!"
by YellaCottonHat February 5, 2015
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feelsky

A feelsky is when you're hooking up with, making out with, dancing with, or flirting with a person of the opposite sex and while in the middle of one of these acts you grab a feelsky of the breast, ass, vagina, or penis.
When I was dancing with Shequanda I grabbed a feelsky of the fat ass.
by LouBas June 7, 2007
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feels batman

Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman
Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.

Billy: feels batman
by 12ev3 July 28, 2014
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Feels Food

Food that is eaten when the feels are high or low, the actual food involved in "eating your feelings". Typically consumed when sad, angry, or frustrated, but can be involved with any high level of emotion.
Feels food is usually junk food, like chips, ice cream, candy, or soda, but can be any stress reliving food, especially crunchy or sweet things.
Upset by her recent break-up, Mandy raided the fridge and the cabinets for feels food.
by Bubblegum2304 January 1, 2015
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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.
Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.
by User6802 April 11, 2016
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