Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.
by Probel Chuvak May 04, 2018
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yoga flatulence

When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.
I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.
by #1 Cronin May 11, 2011
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 11, 2003
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flatulator alligator

A person known for having extremely smelly and loud farts. Variant on "Catch you later, alligator!"
Jeez, Rory's one hell of a flatulator alligator!
by Macavity October 31, 2003
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intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.
by IRStinkee March 06, 2019
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retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."
by CB7652 March 20, 2015
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