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Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.
Mike is known for his penile flatulence.
by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018
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yoga flatulence

When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.
I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.
by #1 Cronin June 4, 2011
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 10, 2003
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flatulator alligator

A person known for having extremely smelly and loud farts. Variant on "Catch you later, alligator!"
by Macavity October 31, 2003
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Industrial Flatulence

Gas spewed from the clenched cheeks of an industrial refinery. Usually sulfur compounds which generally smells and tastes like rotten eggs mixed with shit. Generally results in a slew of lawsuits when encountered.
One the way here we encountered a cloud of industrial flatulence that could gag a maggot.
by stink-lawyer December 19, 2009
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Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.
by IRStinkee March 6, 2019
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chronic flatulence

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
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