Flats

Opposite to boobs.

Boris: Don't you think Sarah looks like a boy without padded bra?
Ronaldo: Yeah, but I would totally lick her flats if I could grab her ass while doing it.

by Surinamsman September 9, 2011

flat

Earth

The earth is flat.

by flatearther123 April 12, 2019

flats

a group of three girls with no boobs that look like anorexic sticks

the flats tried to stuff themselves today but it just make them look even more stupid ha ha

by KG76 January 2, 2009

flat

A 'flat' is short for a 'flat bat' (a homosexual)

Elton John is a flat

by Timmy February 18, 2005

Flats

A 'flats' or humuorous misspelling of 'fats' means that someone is 'fat' but used to escape the wrath of so person.
'Flats' should not be sparingly used as it means no harm.
'Flats' also is used in place for an explicit word.

1. 'Shut up, you flats!'
2. 'Ahh, your such a flats!'
3. 'Shut the flats up!'

by Shaqman February 21, 2007

Flat

FLAT - A day that is not good but not too bad. A day that was just so so with no big events. A boring day. chill.

It's been a flat day.

by Bdanz January 17, 2009

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas

Lynn is as flat as Kansas

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023