Firefighter

A person who fights fires and provides prehospital emergency care. See also: Raging Badass

Wow, firefighters are the hottest, most badass, and kicks the shit out of any other job kind of people!

by 1ThatOtherGuy1 July 12, 2011

Irish Firefighter

When you're sleeping with a girl and you're about to cum, rub hand sanitizer on her beasts, light it on fire, and try to put it out with your cum.

I had an Irish Firefighter with Jayme last night and we roasted marshmallows.

by I spelled bannanas wrong April 16, 2023

firefighter

A real firefighter is at 11-3.

Engine 3 is the best

by Raab_HIMSELF June 11, 2003

Firefighter

A firefighter is someone that we all admire. Usually this is occupation is similar to police officers only firefighters are better looking, stronger, faster, smarter, and eat box on the reg. it is offensive to firefighters to confuse them with police officers as 10 times out of 10 firefighters are superior in every aspect.

Me: I'm not good enough to be a firefighter :(
Steve: me neither, then let's be cops!

by Dan Davis November 1, 2014

Firefighter

Badass hot people that go into goddam hot as fuck fires and save little animals.

When a firefighter thinks it's so hot they have to take their shirts off and kill all those around them.

by Aweirdsome April 4, 2015

Firefighter Pussy

A vagina that secretes enough liquid during an orgasm to function like a fire hydrant.

Man 1: Dude there was a fire in the apartment complex. Why didn't you get out of the building?
Man 2: Nah dude I was fucking this chick when the smoke detector when off but she had a Firefighter Pussy so I was able to put out the fire in my unit. ;)
Man 2: Fucking rad dude.
Man 1: I know right?

by RebelliousJoul November 14, 2020

Firefighter Foam

1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)

(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 22, 2023