dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.

"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003

Cherry Festival

A group of female virgins.

There was a major cherry festival at the mall today.

by HL413 May 15, 2014

Festival face

When your nose is cold but your head is hot and you're exhausted but you dont want to go to sleep.

Fuck dude, I have festival face.

by Notherson July 25, 2020

Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary

(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You

by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 6, 2007

Roskilde Festival

The festival that describes freedom. You get drunk, listen to music, Party HARD, get laid, and people don't care if you smell like a drunk elephant or if you're extremely gross. And best of all, there's No parents to tell you not to get drunk.

It's located outside Copenhagen in Denmark, and youngsters from all over the Northen Europe come to have the time of their life.

the first Roskilde Festival was in 1971 and it keeps coming back every single year, in the first week of summer vacation.

Do you want to have freedom for a week? Go to Roskilde Festival.

by flotfyr1456789 June 22, 2011

Fringe Festival

A Fringe Festival is an event showcasing a selection of shows from small companies.
Shows can range from stand up comics, improv, comedies, farces, poetry, storytelling, or just about anything else that you can perform, givin a venue.
Shows put on tend to be cutting edge, contraversial, eclectic, low budget, and easily accesible by the public.

The Edinburgh Fringe festival is the first, and Largest Fringe Festival in the world

by Iain July 25, 2004

Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.

"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."

by kellybex July 20, 2009