poop fetus

When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)

"My poop fetus was premature and it only weighed 5 pounds, 8 ounces at birth."

by Dookeydoctor August 20, 2011

Fergus

Fergus, often mistaken for Hercules and sometimes even Zeus, was the "Brad Pitt' of the Godly Universe.

Hercules: "Fergus, my brother, teach me how." (It is uncertain as to whether hercules and Fergus really were brothers or not. Most-likely not).

by Allison Stokke October 29, 2008

fetus muncher

1. One who munches fetus'.
2. A label used towards Africans who practice the sick ritual of fetus munching.

"That fetus muncher looks like he's full."

"Hell yeah, he's been munching fetus all day!"

by big anna December 29, 2009

Fergus McDonald

Smokes crayons

Guy 1: Did you see Fergus McDonald last night?
Guy 2: Yea he was soooooo high on those crayons

by Peter Greer October 2, 2018

Rusty Ferguson

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

by unlvseamus May 30, 2014

tyler ferguson

a chug jug

Damn, you look like such a Tyler Ferguson playing fortnite like that.

by ZARusso March 12, 2019

Betus fetus

A man that will only sleep with pregnant woman.

Benito has been acting like a betus Fetus lately ,he even tried to sleep with my pregnant aunt.

by Tiger Backwoods 32 July 16, 2019