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hispanic febreze

Passenger: *Lifts leg and farts*
Driver: Man wtf
Passenger: Nothing like the fresh scent of hispanic febreze
by socref79 January 31, 2012
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Febreze ironing

The act of taking wrinkled clothing, spraying it heavily with Febreze and running it through the dryer for five minutes (blow drying it in a pinch) instead of hauling out the ironing board and iron and doing a proper job. Also works when the clothes are not freshly washed.
I've got to be at work in an hour and my jacket looks like I slept in it, but a bit of Febreze ironing should take care of it.

Mmmmm, you smell good. Febreze iron your sweater this morning?
by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008
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febe

1. A nickname for a guy or girl, pronounced phoebe, but often spelt and abbreviated to 'febe'.
He/she/It is considered to be very dangerous to the opposite sex and very dissapointing in the bedroom.

2. Someone who walks around and then all of a sudden the evil darth vader theme tune mysteriously comes on.

3. A small furry creature

4. An automated audio device that produces random facts and figures (often non nonsensical) for no apparent reason
"boy oh boy, you made a right febe of her"

"febe, for frisbees sake would you shut the fudge up, i dont want to know who invaded mongolia in 1615"

"is that a furby?"

"At the hospital on prom/formal night? That sounds like the terryifying wrath of the sesame street cereal spiller!! a.k.a 'febe'"
by Chris Smyth June 14, 2008
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farbered

To attempt to add value in an overly confident way to ones personal situation, only to cause more disruption than if left alone; self-inflicted fuck up. Similar to farberize, but mainly affecting yourself.
1. I totaly farbered my computer when they gave me admin rights and I installed Chrome.

2. Even though he's lived in Arizona his whole life, he farbered his dinner plans by arriving 30 minutes late when he attempted to use personal shortcuts to avoid traffic.

3. When he woke up the next day and saw his room filled with balloons and an unknown guy in his bed, he realized that he farbered his happy hour by having one too many appletini's.
by The Real D2 February 25, 2013
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fereal

When you want to tell someone you know what they are talking about.
fereal man, that show was hot!
by Melinda Versluys January 13, 2004
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Ferbreze Brothers

When you start fresh with someone (ie, forget your past) you call yourselves the Ferbreze Brothers
Person 1) Can we start over

Person 2) Yeah, sure.

1) Cool. We should call ourselves the Ferbreze Brothers, coz it's feeling so fresh right now.
by Renlau August 23, 2011
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Ferbie

(Noun) The person (male or female) that stands along the wall during a party and just stares at everyone without saying anything...
Hey look at that ferbie over there....what a weirdo..
by BBoy Sloth February 6, 2008
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