Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.

Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground

by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009

Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes

He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019

Ego Friender

A person on Facebook, Twitter, etc... who friends random people just so they can say there are very connected.

Email: "You have one new friend request!"
Tod: "Who is this? Oh, an Ego Friender."

by Cheezy_Cake October 6, 2010

celebrity bartender

A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.

Anna is the Celebrity Bartender at the bar tonight!

by URHandle February 19, 2017

The bartender

Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.

“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”

by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021