fact nazi

a person who is unable to apreciate good bull shit or truthiness

The teacher asked me where the guy in my paper came from, and he didn't know, so I told him Paraguay. Then some smart-ass fact nazis in the back corrected me.

by cap'n zack September 10, 2006

Fact Rape

A fact Rape is when someone owns(rapes) someone else with a fact.

Thomas and Zaccary were having a conversation on the 2011 elections.

Thomas: Stephen Harper isn't a good prime minister.

Zaccary:Oh yeah, did you know that he lowered the GST by 2% since he was in power?

Some little douchebag in the class:OOOhhhh,you just got fact raped...BITCH!

by I go here in info at school June 9, 2011

Fact resistant human

People that are resistant to scientific fact at their own peril. Probably due to the vast amount of ecocidal propaganda out there meant to mislead. Perhaps they will become more receptive when they become in an environment without food water or air

The fact resistant humans were driving the current legislation and electoriate

by Dgnflyinca May 10, 2019

Fact Penis

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.

That rocket is huge, fact penis!

by pappin' all day July 20, 2021

Fact Check

An attempt to set the public narrative about what is true by framing individual's or organization's words in either a positive or negative light. Fact checks use labels such as "mostly true" and "mostly false" to frame equivalent statements in a positive or negative light depending on who made them. They also assume implications and intent of the speaker to frame technically correct statements as inaccurate in that the fact checker's own assumed implications were incorrect. When all else fails they use "missing context" to ignore the accuracy of the statement and interject related information to distract from it.

PolitiFact: "We've fact checked Ron Paul's statement about federal income tax being zero before 1913 as half true. There was one for a 10 year period a half century earlier after all"
Critic: "Didn't you fact check an equivalent statement by Jim Web as mostly true though? Oh wait. He's a democrat, isn't he?"
PolitiFact: ;)

by JassAMan April 30, 2023

Fact of the Matter

Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.

reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"

by how to talk to idiots March 5, 2011

Fact Jew

Fact Jew is a more socially accepted way of saying 'F*** you'.
It derives from the way an iOS device corrects the words 'F*** you' when being typed. Contrary to popular belief, there is no 'fiction jew' as that would just be preposterous.

"Hey Henry, we're going to the shopping centre without you"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!

"Hey Henry, we've decided that you can't come with us to town"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!"

by sahimster September 2, 2012