freudian slip

A maneuver done during sex, where a man slips and goes into the wrong hole, the idea being that he really wanted the "wrong" hole so he pretended to slip into it.

Last night, the wife and I came back from the bar so drunk, I gave her the ol' freudian slip.

by Caexar February 8, 2007

Freudian Slip

An obscene, crotchless female undergarment, popular among the elite of early 20th century Vienna. Worn especially whilst holding a sensuously supine position upon a Chaise Lounge in full view of a cigar chomping psychoanalyst.

Old Siggy found himself overheating somewhat, when nubile but disturbed Frau Grossgash flourished an oft noted

Freudian Slip.

by jonimethfan October 18, 2011

freudian shit

During anal sex accidentally shitting upon the "pitcher" or the one giving the anal sex.

Maria gave John a Freudian Shit when he was giving it to her in the ass.

by hobo2000 December 28, 2007

Freudian Lick

To accidentally eat someones ice-cream right in front of their face.

"Oi, what on earth are you playing at?" said the angry Vicar.
"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. It was a Freudian Lick!" said the red-faced Donkey herder.

by Gee Tee June 30, 2011

Freudian Slut

A person who, unwittingly, can't talk about underwear without getting overly graphical.

"His thong keeps sticking up the crack of my arse!"

"Oh-uh, Freudian Slut!"

by .. sour ~o~ June 6, 2004

Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

freudian slip

Synonymous with a bowel movement. Commonly used by students after a semester of introductory psychology.

Sorry i took so long . I had the wildest freudian slip in there and it dirtied up the stall. Check please!

by Sigman's Fraud November 29, 2009