I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 15, 2023
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Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
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Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
Get the Penis Fly-Trap mug.Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.
by J Archer March 27, 2024
Get the Penis Fly Trap mug.The one dimension of the penis that cannot be overlooked. With acute discretion one must be very careful when returning the member without catching it in the zipper.
I almost caught my manhood in the veinous fly trap when I was trying to zip up before heading to my next class.
by Rump_Supporter_47 February 21, 2026
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