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Venus fly trap

When you wake up early from anesthesia and you have two doctors dicks in your mouth.
I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 15, 2023
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Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....
Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
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Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.
Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.
by J Archer March 27, 2024
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Veinous fly trap

The one dimension of the penis that cannot be overlooked. With acute discretion one must be very careful when returning the member without catching it in the zipper.
I almost caught my manhood in the veinous fly trap when I was trying to zip up before heading to my next class.
by Rump_Supporter_47 February 21, 2026
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