Floof

When you feel like calling sum1 a fat f*ck but there r teachers/parentz around and u dont wanna swear!

helena is such a FLOOF

by Daniielle♥ August 23, 2008

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Floof/Floofer

A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing

You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head

by PhatBoiLotto April 28, 2022

Floof Bread

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a loaf of furry bread with a face

"Aww your cat is so cute. He looks like a loaf of floof Bread!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Bank Of Floof

When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.

Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.

You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.

by johnsmithknightoftheroundtable July 9, 2021

Forbidden Floof

The act of petting a majestic feline when thou shall not.

Chief Iron said if I perform one more forbidden floof, he is gonna snap off my arm and feed it to the feline.

by Sebastian193 December 15, 2022

Sky Floof

A large mass of cuddles and fluff,hovers in the air like a good Floof should.Commonly referred to by their scientific name:Clouds.Is nice,looks like things and has nice rain.

Look! That sky Floof looks like a marshmallow!

by Fletchcow7893 November 20, 2016