by Oookkbb March 1, 2022
by Sarah Spider August 31, 2019
A Cov-FIB (Covid19 fucking Illinois bastard) person or persons who come to visit the Nothern regions of the United States (like Wisconsin) during wake of the Covid19 pandemic and spread the virus towards Canada while utilizing fancy vehicles and boats.
I wish these Cov-Fibs didn't come to visit here in the wake of a worldwide pandemic while ruining Wisconsin at he same time.
by PsykoChinchilla May 28, 2020
by DOT Regulator November 29, 2020
(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 16, 2019
When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
A down right dirty lier. You can not believe a word he says. He'll lie just to benefit himself despite contingent damage. And a user he is. A professional dog that can sniff out difficulty and lie his way around it. This can also be a female. "That SOB is such a Fib Hound, I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.
by Spasha April 30, 2022