Faux Dater: "I went on a faux date last night"
Friend: "How is your wallet?"
Faux Dater: "Empty"
Friend: "How is your nutsack?"
Faux Dater: "Full"
Friend: "How is your wallet?"
Faux Dater: "Empty"
Friend: "How is your nutsack?"
Faux Dater: "Full"
by Chadwyck April 17, 2008
Pretending to be engaged in a cell phone call so as to avoid someone or something.
noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone
verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.
noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone
verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.
She was so intent on avoiding her worst enemy in the same theater queue that she pretended to be chatting on her cell faux the entire time.
by Jonathan L. Kramer August 03, 2005
An entertainment network underwritten and owned by Rupert Murdoch carrying nonsensical news-based programs written to appeal to the far-right of American politics without being fettered to archaic values such as journalistic integrity, honesty or objectivity.
Last night, I saw a report on how the government is planning to enact laws to require all people to sell everything they have and donate the proceeds to help unemployed lazy people.
That sounds horrible! I work too hard for my money to have to help those basterds! Where can I see that report?
Check it out on the Faux News website. Just click on the Bill O'Really button.
That sounds horrible! I work too hard for my money to have to help those basterds! Where can I see that report?
Check it out on the Faux News website. Just click on the Bill O'Really button.
by brainpinky April 19, 2011
1) Someone who lives their whole life believing that they are Canadian, when they are not.
2) Someone who wants so badly to be Canadian that they pretend to be. A wangster of sorts, but Canadian.
2) Someone who wants so badly to be Canadian that they pretend to be. A wangster of sorts, but Canadian.
"My whole family is from Saskatchewan, and I thought I was too. Then my mom told me I was adopted. I'm a faux-nadian!"
Pablo: "What's up, eh? Do you like my Maple Leafs Jersey, eh?"
Kevin: "Dude, stop trying to be Canadian, you're just a faux-nadian."
Pablo: "What's up, eh? Do you like my Maple Leafs Jersey, eh?"
Kevin: "Dude, stop trying to be Canadian, you're just a faux-nadian."
by BR00T4LB4BYY April 08, 2010
It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.
by rockstarawesome June 11, 2009
Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.
by Mister Pamuk March 12, 2014
Variation on po-po or police. A car that is similar to an unmarked poilce car yet is owned by a regular joe that wants to be a policeman or just wants to confuse others. Highly annoying when situated in the fast lane holding up traffic.
by JimmyV May 18, 2007