Airsoft Failure

Anyone who fails at airsoft or airsoft related question...
Common variations include but are not limited to: Codsofters, Chairsofters, RichSpoiledKidsofters, DarrenWhitesofters, IThinkI'maSniperBecauseIHaveaUTGL96softer, and WannaBeRussiansofters.
These people can be very annoying due to the extensive amounts of ignorant posts on Facebook or other airsoft sites, these posts can be fixed with a simple understanding of how to use google or youtube.

Kid 1: "Hey guyz...I'm new to airsoft and I have $100, what gun from black ops can I get that shoots over 600fps??? help meh PLEAZ!!!
Kid 2: "STFU Airsoft Failure GTFO!!!

by Mr. Airsofter August 20, 2011

failure

A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

Failure Hangover

The feeling associated with with waking up and knowing immediately you failed at something the night before. This feeling can be anything from sadness to anger to dejection.

"How are you feeling man? You don't look so hot."
"I woke up with a Failure Hangover. I totally failed that physics exam yesterday. It sucks."

by T-DURDEN October 20, 2011

failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

by Macky Chauhan June 4, 2018