by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016
Get the abject failuremug. One who fails at life
by Soapey May 1, 2020
Get the Life Failuremug. An individual who's rising career path is the result of repeated rejection and transfer from their current position as a means of ridding a group of their undesirable presence. An alternate means of expulsion from a group as opposed to termination.
After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.
After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.
The downward spiral, failure or non-performance of many modern corporations is the result of the cadre of upward failures who now ocupy the positions of CEO, CFO, and COO.
by WORDLE August 7, 2011
Get the upward failuremug. by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
Get the Monsoon of Failuremug. A euphemism for someone who keeps getting in trouble in prison and whose “points” will consequently go up, leading them to a higher security prison setting.
We can’t just wake up one day and say, “Man, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
Get the program failuremug. Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009
Get the Epic Failure!mug. The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.
by someone! January 9, 2008
Get the miserable failuremug.