FAF

stands for Fake Ass Fall. The act of falling on purpose in order to make people laugh or feel sorry for you. If your fat it adds some extra laughs.

My fat friend noticed a janitor putting the slippery when wet sign in the aisle at walmart so he did a FAF and broke the sign. He ran away like he was emberassed to.

by MPH51 March 2, 2010

FAF

Fancy A Fuk....

FAF....
Do u Fancy A Fuk ???
eg...do u want sex !!

by sockrobber February 6, 2009

FAF

FINE ASS FEMALE

Did you see that girl in the mini skirt? She was a FAF.

by wifey1113 March 15, 2011

faffing

to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks

stop faffing around and come to bed my love

by snuffles October 16, 2004

faffing

Time wasting/feckin' around

Stop faffing around and do the dishes!

by Gordon April 2, 2003

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

faffing

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006