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election dejection

what you feel when your party/candidates didn't win
being a liberal is SC is a lesson in election dejection
by moonmade November 3, 2010
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election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed
What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.
by filipos May 25, 2009
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eclectronica

Word formed by blending the words "eclectic" and "electronica".
A genre of music characterized by trippy electronic sounds, loops and spoken words that may sound chaotic and unpleasant at first but then strangely addicting.
Examples of "eclectronica" include MC Honky, Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra, the Propellerheads and the Pizzicato Five.
Jane: Hey, did you hear the new Propellerheads CD? It's called Decksandrumsandrockandroll. I love eclectronica. It's, like, an obsession. God, I'm so weird.
Tom: Yes. Yes you are.
by bamboo:chicken January 2, 2006
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Election Fraud

The Results of an Election being tampered with

But that info is useless because 100% of the time the term is used by sore ass losers after losing an election
Donald Trump:This is Election Fraud , I won this election by a lot, STOP THE STEAL, IM TOTALLY STRAIGHT, BIDEN RIGGED THE ELECTION, HDSHGDTGFBRBGRHVGHFBFHVNFGNTBTBNFNH BFBFBVHFBRTHNF
by SmartEpic2020 November 15, 2020
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Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."
by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008
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Election erection

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
by St. Bastard November 5, 2008
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election

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!
by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005
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