Everett

A sexist, rude asshole, who doesn't know how to take a joke. Can't argue with him, because he won't ever let you win; even if he is wrong and you can prove it. Ignore him at all costs or he will become obsessed with you but cheat on you by pegging a dude we call Craig from Craigslist in the ass.

"Dude, my ex won't stop hitting me up."
"Yeah, girl. He is an Everett."

by Anonnnnnnnnnss June 7, 2018

Everett

Dumbass who hangs out with other ones like Logan’s and brodys

He’s such an Everett

by Itbrnidjdn December 3, 2019

Everette Bentley

The most amazing baby to be born in 2013

Everette bentley look at him, he is awesome

by halfthumbdan December 18, 2012

Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.

Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013

Everett ott

Best person to ever live. Best at everything. The hottest person to ever live.

Everett ott is the best thing ever made

by Everett ott October 20, 2016

everrstein

Everrstein is one of the brightest boys you will ever meet so when you find one don’t ever lose him bc he is awsome

Everrstein is the best boyfriend you will have even if you break up still be his friend

by Everrstein gf November 18, 2018

Everett

A goofy, funny black person with a lot of soul! He loves to sing in church and catch the holy Spirit. He loves his church and is a vocal icon. Sometimes he is very conceited and thinks alot of himself when he isn't all that. He is loveable with a baby face and sometimes mean always saying period.

Everett is a good best friend.

by Fried325 June 7, 2019