An epic gamer is a guy who has a big dick and gets all the pussy mostly playing minecraft or any other game than fortnite if he does play fortnite we have a brain dead freak not a EPIC GAMER on our hands.
by Pussy destroyer3069 April 10, 2022
Get the EPIC GAMERmug. A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 17, 2020
Get the ultra-epic-kards-gamermug. Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
by Hobkins Neitzen July 1, 2025
Get the Epic Gamermug. by Urmumhasgae December 18, 2018
Get the Epic Gamer Styledmug. I'm not talking about someone that is an epic gamer, I mean when an epic gamer beats you at something.
by Dr. Tart February 17, 2020
Get the Epic Gamermug. A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.
Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”
Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”
Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”
Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”
Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”
by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024
Get the Epic Gamer Momentmug. by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019
Get the John(epic gamer)mug.