Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 7, 2019

Endicott

The Town where IBM was established in 1906, there for often called the birthplace of computers. Birthplace of Baseball's four-time All-Star Johnny Logan. Also birth Place to Johnny Hart creator of the comic strip "B.C."and co-creator of "The Wizard Of Id". It was also was for 30 some years the home to the home of the PGA Tour's B.C. Open. Endicott is where Binghamton Univeristy started off at as Harper College before moving across the river to Vestal where it sits today as Binghamton University. This was also one of the towns that Endicott-Johnson Shoe factory was in, and also took its name from Henry B Endicott who started the Shoe company in the town.

Endicott is a town that was once filled with lots of history but now is empty thus we call it Emptycott.

Odd how a town can be birth of IBM and be so unknown this is why its Emptycott.

Endicott a famous place that most people dont know about.

by sovietwarchild September 13, 2006

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger

A burger that comes with endive

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

finglas ending

is the name given to a particular sexual act which is popular with the locals from the suburb of Finglas in Dublin.
the act involves a man taking a woman doggy style and then as the moment of climax approaches the man wrap his boxers firmly around the girls face, so that her entire face is covered by them( for the full effect the man must have worn them for one whole week) Just as the man ejaculate he pulls vigourously on his boxers, ripping them so that the woman's head comes tearing out the other side, bringing sweet release to her offended face.

guy one : she screams so loud during sex, it kinda freaks me out a bit ..

guy two : sounds like she needs a good Finglas ending !

by Andrew Strong January 10, 2009

happy ending

When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.

Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!

by China Shhtan. September 4, 2005

Capcom ending

(kap'kom N'ding)

- n.
1. The end sequence of almost any video game produced by Capcom Entertainment Inc.

2. A lame ending to a movie/ TV show/ video game featuring a sunset or sunrise (with cheesy music.)

3. Something trivial or trite; a total letdown.

‘I couldn’t believe it... even Resident Evil 4 had your same typical Capcom ending: a sunrise!'
‘The Matrix Revolutions had such a freakin’ Capcom ending.’
'Dude, I've seen more originality in a Capcom ending.'

by Jacopo January 2, 2009

jacky daniel's happy ending

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."

1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"

by FratStarΑΣΣ August 17, 2010