eat my ass

Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night
Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.
by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016
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eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required
Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.
by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013
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ass eating

When she put them cheeks on your face while you drive your tounge deep into her rectum fasting and sliding all over that shit
Art thou gonna eat tnt asseth aka ass eating
by Asseating6917 September 01, 2017
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eat my ass

Freudian slip commonly denoting a craving for anus.
by Syntax May 06, 2003
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Ass Eating

A sexual practice once stigmatized, yet reclaimed to be sacred by the proud and profound writings of Lil B "The Based God" in his rare Based Freestyle, Imma Eat Her A$$. In this rap, the Based God tells of the great ways in which he is going to pleasure his female sexual partner, whilst ridiculing the pussy ass suckas who are not brave and dedicated enough to perform these sex acts, namely "ass eating". At the end of this inspirational song, Lil B "The Based God" explicitly gives a shout-out to lesbian women who eat ass. Straight up.
Kevin: Hey Brian, how was your date?
Blake: Yeah, was she cute?
Brian: She knows I'm into ass eating, I ate the whole ass bruh.
Kevin and Blake: #tybg

Rob: Hey Matt, I heard Jake broke up with Mary.
Matt: Yeah, I hear Jake didn't eat the whole ass.
Rob: How can Jake rep Task Force if he doesn't practice ass eating?
Jake: I ate that ass, the fuck are you talking about..? TASK FORCE, BITCH MOB!
by Taskforce_Visionary February 05, 2014
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Eat My Ass

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.
Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
by steve2193 April 22, 2009
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Eat my ass

A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer

+100 Points
Him: Well I’m not the one wh-

Her: Eat my ass

Him: what ass

Her: *visible frustration*
by Ayka January 07, 2020
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