the loveliest human being. This is a really sweet and romantic person, who owns a damn warm heart. Sometimes Duy is a bit clumsy in expressing feelings through words, but his actions show that he truly loves his girl (that’s me <3)
by loanthu November 24, 2021
Get the Khang Duymug. "Man, you've got some nice cars, but what's that piece of shit car over there?"
"Oh, that's my DUI car. I only drive it when I'm drunk."
"Oh, that's my DUI car. I only drive it when I'm drunk."
by mostlydef August 29, 2017
Get the DUI carmug. A fucking hot Asian kid who likes Chelsea FC for some fucking reason. Trying to convince himself he's not a retard. Into maps and shit like that. Probably a Nazi or at least a Nazi sympathiser.
by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022
Get the Duymug. DUI Mill’s (see “DUI Farm”) are similar to puppy mills except with greedy, unresponsive law firms characterized by a business model based on client volume rather than quality of service. This is a prime example of what has now become known as Cruel Capitalism.
These firms can often be recognized by their heavy use of radio adds with catchy jingles and big promises of results with one-on-one special attention to your case which is actually a lie that is perpetuated just long enough for the client to sign the retainer agreement and then all that special attention disappears like fart in the wind.
Once the agreement is signed you fall into the churning sausage grinder that becomes the DUI legal process when choosing to do business with a DUI Mill.
The attorneys at these DUI Mill sausage grinders do not answer emails or respond to calls unless they need something from you, like a reminder that you have an upcoming payment.
Always remember; cramming as many clients as possible into the sausage hopper is what makes the DUI Mill grinder spin. It’s all money based on volume, quantity, and churn not quality and certainly not the desire to spend any time on your case.
Any remaining money you have will need to be spent on a therapist.
These firms can often be recognized by their heavy use of radio adds with catchy jingles and big promises of results with one-on-one special attention to your case which is actually a lie that is perpetuated just long enough for the client to sign the retainer agreement and then all that special attention disappears like fart in the wind.
Once the agreement is signed you fall into the churning sausage grinder that becomes the DUI legal process when choosing to do business with a DUI Mill.
The attorneys at these DUI Mill sausage grinders do not answer emails or respond to calls unless they need something from you, like a reminder that you have an upcoming payment.
Always remember; cramming as many clients as possible into the sausage hopper is what makes the DUI Mill grinder spin. It’s all money based on volume, quantity, and churn not quality and certainly not the desire to spend any time on your case.
Any remaining money you have will need to be spent on a therapist.
I heard the DUI Mill attorney’s catchy jingle on my radio station with promises of help and all I got for my $6000 was ossifer hogg tied, and brady ball gagged.
Hogg tied because you have signed a legal agreement with them, and ball gagged because you have given the worthless attorney your ability to speak.
Unfortunately, there is no hero from some pulp fiction novel that’s gonna come busting into the basement with a metaphorical baseball bat to save you.
Hogg tied because you have signed a legal agreement with them, and ball gagged because you have given the worthless attorney your ability to speak.
Unfortunately, there is no hero from some pulp fiction novel that’s gonna come busting into the basement with a metaphorical baseball bat to save you.
by Reno Sparks February 1, 2022
Get the DUI Millmug. A term used to describe both:
A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate.
The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.
A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate.
The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.
Pete Hegseth running a Signal chat fiasco where sensitive military plans were inadvertently shared with a journalist, exemplifies a classic DUI-Hire.
by skeletorio April 10, 2025
Get the DUI-Hiremug. Definition: (n) a criminal legal charge for driving a motor vehicle on a local, state, or national road, highway, parking lot and/or interstate after consuming marijuana in violation of law
"Hey Joe, I saw you walking into the Courthouse the other day. Were you recording that deed?" "Hey Bob, nah. I wish that was it. I got pulled over after the card game last week and the cop smelled herb and he found that bowl you gave me. I got charged with a 'DUI High; and was headed to my arraignment. Know any good Cannabis Criminal Defense Lawyers who can help me?"
by TizmanVirginiaCannabisLawyers April 5, 2024
Get the DUI Highmug. by lw3jetg January 3, 2022
Get the DUImug.