a dr pepper is when two blokes that are in love dock docking each other and one of them piss a little into the others foreskin. it is quite an exquisite process and feels fantastic.
by Trevor Fosdyke October 30, 2009
by Eldawg July 29, 2008
the best soft drink ever, and the only one that does not copy coca-cola. It was cooler before they created a bunch variations (like berries and cream) and before they released a bunch of stupid commercials (like the "23 Flavors" and "Hold it" series). still the best though.
Successful businessman: Hey, you want some Dr Pepper?
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.
by smb1967x June 01, 2007
the correct spelling of the delicious red soda. right now the advertisments are all about diet dr pepper being delicious. it tastes like bubbley air in my opinion, but im drinking it right now, because who hasnt wanted to drink bubbley air at some point. normal dr pepper is really good and flavorful. 23 flavors, i dont know what it tastes like!
person 1= what are you drinking?
person 2= dr pepper.
person 1= its not in a red can.
person 2= duh, is diet dr pepper.
person 1= can i have some?
person 2= sure.
*person 1 drinks*
person 1= it tastes like fizzy air!?
person 2= duh, that's the point.
*person 1 waits a minute, then runs away with can*
person 2= hey!
BATTLE ROYAL!
person 2= dr pepper.
person 1= its not in a red can.
person 2= duh, is diet dr pepper.
person 1= can i have some?
person 2= sure.
*person 1 drinks*
person 1= it tastes like fizzy air!?
person 2= duh, that's the point.
*person 1 waits a minute, then runs away with can*
person 2= hey!
BATTLE ROYAL!
by kccc =] June 06, 2007
The best soft drink ever! Unlike Coca-Cola or Pepsi, it has a unique taste of 23 different flavors including cherry, vanilla, and of course, the sweet taste of sugar (now with crappy HFCS)! Came before Coca-Cola and Pepsi in 1885, whereas Coca-Cola came in 1886 and Pepsi came out sometime in the 1930s! And it comes from my home state: TEXAS!!!
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