An act of extreme sexual deviancy in which a woman, crazed with the need for that epic sugar rush, vigorously shakes up a bottle of Dr. Pepper and inserts it into her
vagina. Once the pressure equalizes, the woman arches her back, lifting her
vagina into the air and proceeds to simultaneously remove the bottle from her
vagina and spin on her
head, much like a break dancer from the 1980s. Meanwhile, the pressurized Dr. Pepper is forcefully ejected from her vagina in a majestic arcing pattern, creating a pleasing fountain effect. Observers in the immediate vicinity are warned to wear protective clothing.