Downstairs alleyway

A women’s very tender juicy, scrumptious, wet, fishy environment near the lower side of their body. This alleyway is enjoyed by many men who are bold to enter it

Oh baby I can’t wait to enter downstairs alleyway.

by Fishymaster3000 December 28, 2022

Downstairs Halitosis

It's like halitosis (bad breath) but from your downstairs.

Damn, the girl I took home last night had some serious downstairs halitosis.

by Homewreckin Hef May 27, 2024

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023

Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.

"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."

by Richard Flavor May 18, 2014

downstairs smile

The technical term for the human female vagina and/or labia.

Dude, her downstairs smile tasted great!

by Downstairs smiler February 9, 2017

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

downstairs mixer

Slang for vagina.

If she won't bathe I won't be visiting her downstairs mixer.

by noy thettis February 15, 2014