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downstairs smile

The technical term for the human female vagina and/or labia.
Dude, her downstairs smile tasted great!
by Downstairs smiler February 9, 2017
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upstairs vs. downstairs hangover

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.
Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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Downstairs Mixer

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?
by blundafromdownunda February 15, 2014
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Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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Downstairs alleyway

A women’s very tender juicy, scrumptious, wet, fishy environment near the lower side of their body. This alleyway is enjoyed by many men who are bold to enter it
Oh baby I can’t wait to enter downstairs alleyway.
by Fishymaster3000 December 28, 2022
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Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.
Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .
by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016
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