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Douchealarious

"That was douchealarious"
by ;b September 8, 2011
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Call of Duty Douche Ass

A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.
Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"
by Lickin Mayballs January 25, 2011
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douchebags

george w. bush and dick cheney are douchebags
by HornyFirecracker August 1, 2009
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Doucheapalooza

1. Any large congregation of douches. AKA Frat houses.

2. A single person who is being Douchetastic, so much so that the individual has created an entire atmosphere of douchiness.
Stevie: I banged your sister last night.

Jeff: You are doucheapalooza.
by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009
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Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.
That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.
by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005
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Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.
I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.
by Dildhe April 7, 2008
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Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.
This guy is giving me a doucheache.
by MaryFair June 30, 2011
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