stale dorito

When you cum on the top of your foot and kick her in the pussy.

She said she was hungry so I whipped her up a stale dorito.

by MylesDeep August 5, 2017

Dorito Raped

The bad orangeish tan white girls get in efforts to look hot.

White Girl: Does my tan look sexy?
Guy: oh hell nah! U look dorito raped.

by Art$y Bit¢h May 31, 2016

dorito slut

Someone who eats ALL the Doritos. They don't care which flavor, they'd eat it.

I am a Dorito slut.

He ate all the Doritos! Omg what a Dorito slut!!!

by Dorito slut October 25, 2015

Doritos Holocaust

When you're all out of Doritos, it's the worst possible thing that could happen.

Nothing but empty cupboards. It's a Doritos holocaust in here.

by DOGGG November 12, 2014

Dorito Girl

Someone who wants to suck the Dorito dust off of someones dick. They are extremely hot and fun girls who everyone is jealous of.

Oh my god, I want to be a Dorito girl so bad.

Kyle told me that Jessica sucked his dick after he stuck in a bag of Doritos, she's such a Dorito girl.

by x_xxxx December 15, 2021

Dorito whore

a person obsessed with Doritos

Me: Wow! Kirstie has eaten her third packet of Doritos and its only 2 o'clock

Other Dude: Yeah, I heard shes a Dorito whore.....

by R.McFUNNYPERSON April 5, 2011

Dorito Milk

A state of matter in which Dorito and Milk are fused at the molecular level. Can be changed into Hot Sauce Dorito Milk by adding Satans breath, the only thing hot enough to make Dorito Milk warm.

Boy: hey girl, want some Dorito Milk
Girl: yes. Let’s fuk
Boy: ok now

by FooBooTheGreat March 8, 2019