Donald Trump 

Rare talking creature that resembles an orange orangutan with crazy ass hair. Widely hated by half the world.

Tom: Hey man, have you seen Donald Trump?
Tim: Dude I can't believe this goblin is in the white house.

Donald Trump by Hamsdude February 2, 2018

Donald Trump 

Author of "Trump: The Art of the Deal" and close friends with Putin, Donald Trump is best known for strategically handling US diplomacy by causing the largest government shutdown in the US and for ensuring world peace by pulling troops out of Syria.

My name is Donald Trump and I'm conceited!

Donald Trump by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Donald Trump 

Stupid Idiot who looks like if a Cheeto and Ronald McDonald had a baby.

Donald Trump belongs to the streets

Donald Trump by Nrg Real Madrid August 26, 2020

Donald Trump 

An orange headed cunt who is poisoning the minds of young Americans into believing that Mexicans are the source of most of our problems when in reality they're doing much less harm than we are to each other.

Donald Trump decided to spend billions of dollars building a wall, instead of using that money on improving the education system and homeless situation. What a fucking idiot

Donald Trump by Dubiks January 30, 2019

Donald Trump 

He is a complete and total idiot, he made about a million promises that he cannot keep.

Donald Trump is an complete idiot!

Donald Trump by TwoHeadedGiant December 5, 2018

Donald Trump 

Another word for a reptoid alien who came from their secret base inside the earth to take over America. He was supposed to destroy America because he didn't like them but then he was like, "Hey, I kind of like America." Then he looked at Russia and was like, "WOW HOT!!" Now the reptoid alien secretly has a crush on a space giraffe named Vladimir Putin.

My name is Donald Trump and I will make America great again.

I am a Donald Trump.

Donald Trump by NimbyNimbus June 1, 2017

Donald Trump 

A dumbass who is only good for riding white senators cocks. He also loves drinking man milk and is a massive cunt.

Dumbass: "Donald Trump is the best thing to ever happen"
Educated Person: "Shut up and actually do your research you dumbass"

Donald Trump by offensivelord February 19, 2018