A red neck who spends 25% of his time tweeting, 25% of his time shaving his balls with a corona virus ventilator, and the other 50% in the tanning bed. Cause of the end of the world happening in 2020.
by twitchcool69 June 16, 2020

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.
A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.
At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.
At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
by twitchcool69 June 15, 2020

by twitchcool69 June 17, 2020

The devil that was on its way to hell but got dropped on the head so it fell back to earth to torture us.
by twitchcool69 June 17, 2020

“Donald J. Trump was really hiding in his bunker when the protesters crowded the White House, Yea he’s a “bunker boy, the fucking coward.”
by twitchcool69 June 17, 2020

An idiotic dangerous homophobic man against LGBTQIA+ rights! He wants to build a wall between Mexico and America.
by twitchcool69 June 17, 2020

by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020
