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Howie Divorce

When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020
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connecticut divorce

Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.
Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.
by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008
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Divorce

1) To separate or depart from.

2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.

3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.
1) The metal sheet divorced from its counterpart as the bolts and screws came loose.

2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...

3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.
by Axiomatic June 25, 2009
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friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.
He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.
by madamemma May 30, 2006
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Divorce Hat

A headpiece which a man is given by his male friends to signify his divorce. Normally as a gift of joy or elation.
Marc received a Divorce Hat from his friend, when he announced his divorce.
by Dasjuice December 12, 2014
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divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk
Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"
by RYM_RAM December 23, 2016
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divorce sex

Sex that a divorce couple has right after signing dem papers
Billy let's have some Divorce Sex
Nora you know Kaitlyn and Brandon had Divorce Sex.
by Loyal_Niggas June 14, 2016
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