Oorban diktationari

A fucking stupid way of saying "Urban Dictionary"

Friend: Oh wowz, This Oorban diktationari websit lokz reely cul.
Me: ... Did you mean Urban Dictionary?
Friend: non. Oorban diktationari.
Me: What, The, Fuck.

by OURBan December 11, 2019

O'Hanlon Distance

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

Dictago

Dictago is a contraction of dick to go, as in a place that your dick could possibly be located in.

Sam, thats an icy place for your Dictago .

by CPU001 January 14, 2008

Fascist Dictator Dollar

The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.

"I'm fucking rich!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Common sense would dictate such knowledge

A more intelligent way of saying duh

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

by Laineyboo October 23, 2011

distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 29, 2005

Fantasy Football Dictator

A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.

The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.

by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009