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dingo ugly 

post two bagger

dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*
dingo ugly by Flinchey September 2, 2006

dingo sleeve 

Dingo Sleeve the act of putting on a condom over your dick therefore making it a Dingo Sleeve
Man i was bout to get some pussy last night and she wanted me to go in raw. But i refused so i pulled out my Dingo and equipped it with a Dingo Sleeve and went to town!
dingo sleeve by raydingo April 29, 2014

Dingo Channel 

"The Dingo Channel" is a channel mentioned on iCarly that is a parody of the Disney Channel. Dingo's sleazy writers steal things from iCarly's web show in the same way as Disney supposedly steals things from Nick or the actual TV show itself. It is first brought up in the episode "iTake on Dingo"

iCarly Message Boards often refer to Disney as "The Dingo Channel" in common speech.
"Did you see that show on the Dingo Channel?"

"Yeah, I watched like the first 5 minutes, and then turned it off. It was THAT bad."

Dingo Shark

noun; A highly dubious cover story.
Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
Dingo Shark by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009
Dingo Arm is a reference to awaking in the bed of an ugly woman. The inference is that one would rather chew off ones own arm than waken her. This term is commonly used in Australia and New Zealand.
Woke up with a Dingo Arm, and sneaked off like a cat with a kipper.
dingo arm by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017

Dingo stick 

Best known as an object, most commonly a broken tree branch, used to fend off unruly dingos. Often required for personal protection on Fraser Island and other remote areas of Australia.

Term can also interchangeably be used to refer to a female fending off unwanted advances from Australian males, at events such as backyard bbqs and BnS balls. The dingo stick, in such circumstances, may take a less stick-like form, being an unattractive female friend, or grenade, if you will.
She is smoking hot. Bet she’ll be beating them off with a dingo stick at the party tonight. Hope she took Karen with her.
Dingo stick by Madhog February 25, 2021