Dinglefart

A fart, often moist, that when released follows the perpetrator wherever he or she travels.

Person one: Jesus! Who shit their drawers?
Person two: Dude that was me, but I laid it over there next to those fuglies. It must have followed me over here.
Person one: You gotta learn to cut those off! That was a Dinglefart!

by ShwingMaster August 21, 2013

Dinkleberg Syndrome

The point of paranoia that you blame your fucking neighbor for everything that happens to you.

Mr. Timmy's Dad suffers from the dreaded Dinkleberg Syndrome as his therapist keeps telling.

by Jimmyisonfire October 14, 2014

Dingleberry Wind Chimes

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping

Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

by e bizzales December 28, 2005

armpit dingleberries

when stick deodorant is hastily applied to a hairy underarm region, resulting in chunks of deodorant becoming suspended in the mass of hair.

Every time he raised his arms, revealing those armpit dingleberries, I was horrifically mesmerized. I quickly became obsessed, both fearing and anticipating their next reveal.

by dafox December 4, 2014

Hot Dingleberry Milkshake

This is when two men have anal loving and man number one ejaculates into man number two's ass crack, which coincidentally is filled with small pieces of fecal matter that have become entangled in the hair found in and around the area. Afterwards, man number one mashes his face in the crack and attempts to eat as much of the fluid while it's still warm.

"Oh, I'm about to bust a fat nut! I'm going cum so hard, this'll be the largest hot dingleberry milkshake I've ever had. Now suck that cock, fag."

by Tony Sage September 6, 2004

Dingleberry of Truth

This is where you can no longer hide the fact that shit is starting to build up and you need to clean yourself of the mess your in.

Looks like you can't pay the rent because the business you started isn't working. Your are in the Dingleberry of Truth and need to do something about it.

by servoisgod August 24, 2008