westfield diner

the greatest diner in the world. the blue goo slaps, and the curly fries are next level. however, be aware of what shows are happening nearby as the diner is often overrun with theater kids.

theater kid 1: where should we go after the show?
theater kid 2: the Westfield diner, of course

by whore_ass_bitch July 25, 2019

The hole in the wall diner

When you pin a girl against a wall and eat her out

Hey babe, when we get home can I go to the hole in the wall diner?

by Akermouse88 March 31, 2021

97 year old diner

nyc diner that still serves their coke the old fashion way

this 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashion way

by im ranDUM April 23, 2024

Wimpy’s Diner

The act of placing a flaccid penis in your lovers mouth after sex and having them eat the post-cum

“Yoooo I gave her the best Wimpy’s Diner the other night, filled her right up”

by Bigfatbaddie May 2, 2020

Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge

The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.

*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.

Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.

Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"

Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2022

joels diner

Leftover restaurant food reheated from the previous night. This diner, also makes mac n cheese and forgets to add the cheese, so you will receive just the mac. Also, if your food has to be grilled, your food will smell like burnt hair. (from the cooks eyebrows)

Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.

by feastmeister February 23, 2017