Diesel

The act of wiping your index or middle finger in between your but cheeks until there is a brown stain, then wiping it on someones top lip.

Person A: "Hey why did thingymebob vomit before you came back over here"

Person B: "ha ha, i just dieseled him"

by sghaskfkjhksjdfh November 22, 2011

diesel

buff,lots of muscle brawlic

damn he is madd diesel he could lift a truck

by Evanka August 8, 2005

diesel

Another term for Budweiser.
Also, a key ingredient for Sloshball.

I drank a lot of diesel tonight playing sloshball.

by Alana O'Reilly October 2, 2005

Diesel

another word for pink lemonade when hungover

Sami: bro, i don't feel so good.
Chris: I got the perfect thing for you, here's some diesel

by Jib0122 November 14, 2006

DIESEL

EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS

HORSE, WINE BOTTLE, PAPER TOWEL ROLL, hes got diesel

by the real schmeal November 7, 2010

Diesel

A girl that is big and ugly. Like a truck that only takes diesel gas.

Wow, that girl is diesel.

by Not A Diesel January 4, 2014

Diesel

(n) Someone who is completely bald, hairless. Referenced to actor Vin Diesel.

Hey, look at that Diesel! His bald head is blinding me!

by Nickellass February 26, 2011