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Dick head Auto-Pilot

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When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person
People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot
by LoverofDilfs July 23, 2023
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The VP under George W 'Dumbya' Bush who convinced his boss to launch a wasteful unnecessary war against Iraq to topple the dirtbag Saddam Hussein (who was not a problem to the US or its allies) in order to make a profit for the business Haliburton that he owned. Cheney never was a veteran, he got 6 deferments but he LOVED war and gleefully endorsed and supported torture and rape of war prisoners. That is a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice and UN treaties, but he didn't care. He giddily got his rocks off on all this, and as it is the Iraq war of 2003 - 2011 was ended under the Obama administration after over a million people died (both sides). Ancient Mesopotamian treasures were looted and sold on the black market or even destroyed. Saddam's capture and execution solved zero, Iraq descended into civil war and our forces were in even greater danger than before. After they came back from that war many of them were and are mentally and physically injured and disabled for life. Every 10 minutes a veteran attempts to take his/her life, Dick Head Cheney has blood on his hands and shit on his face.
1. When Congress has a 'tie' vote, the VP gives the vote for a bill - yay or nay. On one such issue Dick Head Cheney gave a 'yay' on a 50/50 issue then he sassed off to a certain Democrat Senator by telling him to 'Go fuck yourself'. Very uncouth and unbecoming a government official.

2. Because of his greed and lies the Middle East is in a very unstable FUBAR shape. Many of our soldiers came back sick and injured for life, and the public just brushes them off as crazy 'trash'. War became TV entertainment for the armchair general public during the 00's but they don't want to 'pay the piper' or even face the facts. Even worse because of the imbalance of power in the Middle East, out of the ashes of Iraq sprung up the vicious monster terrorist gang called ISIS. ISIS started a hideous genocidal war against Jews, Christians, Muslims, Bahais, Sikhs, Druse, Zoroastrians, anyone! Now we REALLY had a problem! Pres. Obama ordered a massive air war against these crazy genocidal motherfuckers and things have not the same in the area since.

3. If the US left Iraq alone the people would've rebelled and then we could've helped them like we did helping the Libyans deposing Moammar Gaddafy. But Dick Head Cheney LIED and wanted so bad to make a profit. Because of his lies and greed (and sadism), Iraq is AFU, the Middle East is AFU, many soldiers' lives are AFU and the US economy nearly tanked too. He loves torture so much, now he's getting it in Hell! Good riddance to rotten rubbish.
by anonymous November 6, 2025
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Urban Dick Head

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Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.
Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009
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tor dick-head

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A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.
His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.
by David Gouveia February 2, 2010
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pig ass dick head

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Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying
by yass boo December 22, 2014
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Dick head (stupid, irritating, ridiculous person) with a bald head
"Thanks to circumsised dick head over here we're stuck!"
by EL JAMMO October 8, 2020
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talledega dick head

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a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.
Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!
by Marro123 November 12, 2007
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