dick cheese

the thick milk that comes out of a mans penis

guy: Hey babe do want to taste my dick cheese.
girl: Oh honey you don't even have to ask me that question

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

dick cheese mcgee

A person with a lot of dick cheese, and eats it.

Wow, that's some scrumptious dick cheese mcgee, Devin.

Thanks, Jim.

by BurningJew04 December 9, 2016

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019

Dick cheese nachos

When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.

"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."

by Twistedthoughts1737 December 7, 2018

Oral dick cheese

When a woman sucks off a dirty sweaty man she gets oral dick cheese..

I gave that girl Becky some of my oral dick cheese

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017