diarrhea

brown watery poo that comes out of your ass

i had diarrhea for five days

by sara toomey September 16, 2006

Diarrhea

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

I got diarrhea

by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017

Diarrhea

A massive fucking shit that has all the three states of matter. It might even have plasma if you shit hard enough.

Person 1: “I had diarrhea last night”
Person 2: “Did it have plasma?”
Person 1 “Yeah”

by SpiderKing69 November 18, 2020

Diarrhea

abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools

Also it’s the nastiest shit ever to happen to your nasty ass human body.🤬🤒

She diarrhea’d All over the floor with her nasty ass lookin self.

by I_still_watch_el_patito_juan October 23, 2019

Diarrhea

PISS COMING FROM YOUR ASS!

Kid: Mommy, I have piss coming from my ass.

Mom: That's called diarrhea sweetheart.

by UltimateDoge July 4, 2021

diarrhea

ultimate taco bell if its green

OH NOES DIARRHEA! *SHITS MYSELF*

by BottomDop March 13, 2022

diarrhea

is a butt cumming

"CMV: diarrhea is a butt cumming."

"So true!"

by Correct Opinion haver January 15, 2021