derpiesaurus

A dinosaur that is everything derp. A derpiesaurus is created when you mix Herp DNA with a Derp DNA. When the derpiesaurus growls, he/she seemingly sounds like a person who is saying Herp da Derp. It sounds 9000 times better than when a human says it.

Derpiesaurus is very rare and has been only spotted by a few people. Some have spotted the amazing creature when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. Other times, people have hallucinated a derpiesaurus, such as when trippin on LSD or shrooms. Scientists are still unsure of its existence though

man 1: I didn't know africa had white people living on it!

man 2: ... DUDE LOOK OVER THERE

man 1: OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT?

man 2: OH MY FUCKING BALLS! ITS A FUCKING DERPIESAURUS. FUCK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!

by SOMEONE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNO October 4, 2011

derpleganger

The owner of an email address that's only a character or two different to yours who constantly gives your email address to his contacts.

My derpleganger gave my email address to his tax auditor. AGAIN!

by krimhorn March 10, 2014

derlerk

loser,nerd,geek

a word friends jokingly use

Your such a derlerk!!!

by Shandy from MD September 1, 2006

derperbole

Hyperbole, taken to the next idiotic level.

When someone uses hyperbole, make sure you dial it up to even higher levels of derperbole.

by Poot beer May 8, 2014

Durple

Slightly longer than a jiffy
For those times when a "I'll be there in a jiffy" just isn't realistic.
It is also a useful word that rhymes with purple.

I'll be there in a durple!

by The D-man S-dog July 25, 2021

Durple

Someone who is an idiot or a very silly person.

"Wow, look at Damian. He's such a durple!"
"Cut it out you durple"
"Look at that durple over there!"

by karlstefanovic November 29, 2022

depletic

Someone who is really stupid and uses all of the resources. Their stupidity makes your brain hurl.

This group of people are so depletic — they said that the sun can switch off.

by kristinapurrr May 17, 2023