special delivery

when your having sex with a pregant girl and her baby comes out!

yo so im having sex with a girl and she had a special delivery

by bvgfrevsdjbgfvhrej March 14, 2003

Naked delivery

A delivery company where a naked woman delivers the packages.

Kathy is doing naked delivery.

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

The Special Delivery

Go to the washroom. Number two. Take the number two out of the toilet and put it in the freezer. Once frozen insert the hardened number two into the anus of your loved one.

Man, what a night. He had a special delivery waiting for me back at home.

by Ceris March 1, 2005

Delivery Panic

When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.

RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?

Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?

Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!

Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.

Click

Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."

by Fat Pizza guy June 29, 2011

Medical Delivery System

Health Care System hate being a nursedoctors for moneymedical assistants there for benefitsrude pharmacistrude pharmacy staff

In the USA we now have a harsh medical delivery system and people go into the field to make money, not for a true calling to help other humans. The used to be heath and care involved not too long ago.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 16, 2020

delivery boy

a rapper, some one who can deliver disses easily when he raps

Yo MC Vodka is a real delivery boy when he freestyles

by Santi el Magnifico September 12, 2004

Cannabis Club Delivery

The legal delivery of Medical Marijuana and other Marijuana products. Legal in California. The only legal way to have your medical marijuana delivered discretely, legaly and quickly to your home or office.

Hey Mary, Help! My mom is sick and needs her medical marijuana, but with all the dispenseries closed, where am i to look?

Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.

by Compassionate Care July 13, 2010