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Darkness

Darkness is a slang term meaning "Disturbing the peace."
The loitering man was darkness to the store clerk who repetitively asked him to leave the property.
by 1C^2 January 1, 2019
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Darkness Nigga

An exclamatory phrase used when someone wants to magically disappear or when the power company is turning off your power because you've past your dues, but mostly know from being the all time rival to Lightness Cracker.
Think of Darkness Niggas as the dark side of the force and Lightness Cracker as the light side of the force. Eventually they will meet and fight to the death. Ironically Darkness Nigga resigns in Ireland, and Lightness Cracker resigns in Southeast Africa.
by Miles is not smelly May 15, 2019
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Darkness Balls

When a white woman either falls in love or just randomly dates a black guy.
Brittany: Hey Paige come meet Kayla's new boyfriend.
Kayla: His name is Chris.
Paige: Damnnnnn Kayla yousa darkness balls!!!!
by Laurion April 21, 2007
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hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).
Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?
by JDMGio March 26, 2011
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Armies of Darkness

The Armies of Darkness is a compound wording for the German Army (Wehrmacht). It is just like the expression "Nazi Army" a word to "strengthen" the evilness and the badness of the German soldiers.
Indiana Jones III: The Last Crusade

"If we don't stop them from taking the Holy Grail the Armies of Darkness will run over Europe!"
by The_Emperor July 14, 2009
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Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.
i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye
by kingkoot August 18, 2004
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Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.
"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"
by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018
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