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the dreaded laundromat slime

The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"
Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)
by xofu April 10, 2008
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Dookie Dreamer

A sexual act where a girl is sleeping with her mouth open, then the guy poops in her mouth and duct tapes it closed quickly. This usually results in quite the funny face when she awakes.
Guy 1: "My great aunt fell asleep in her rocking chair so I gave her a big dookie dreamer. You should have seen the shit fly out of her nose when she woke up."

Guy 2: "SAWEEEEEET"
by The Dream King November 12, 2009
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Dreamer

Someone who cheats, usually on videogames.
Person 1: Woah, did you see him flying?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Dreamer
by KaiserKaiser May 15, 2021
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dreaded single male

Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.
Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.
by miathyria March 3, 2005
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Dramedy

A Film That Is A Mix Between A Drama And A Comedy, It Has Some Comedic Parts But Would Most Likely Fall Into The Drama Genre.
Sisquo: The Movie "Funny People" Was A HUGE letdown. I Thought It Was Gonna Be A Way Funnier Comedy!

E-Bert: That's Because, My Gay Little Friend, That Movie Was Actually A Dramedy, Not A Comedy.

Sissy: Well The Word Funny Was In The Title, That's Misleading!

E-Ernie: No Your Just A Tool Who Needs To Have The Ohio Sock Bop Done To You Nightly. Plus The Marshal Mathers Cameo Was Priceless
by Taint Licking 101 April 14, 2010
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dreamer steamer

What?! My idea was So great! Don't be such a dreamer steamer, dude!
by shorny tatman March 5, 2019
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Jolly Dreamer

Loving the jolly sperm. In love with jolly to the point of being a servant.

-S/O the og jolly himself
“OMG, fuck the shit out of me, make me a jolly dreamer”-all of williams bitches
by milkmantheog June 21, 2021
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