Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.

Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.

by agnubo March 23, 2020

Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping

Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete

by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021

donkey kong country 2

The best game of all time (and yes, that's objective)

That's almost as cool as playing Donkey Kong Country 2! Almost.

by TykeMan128 June 14, 2018

donkey kong punch

The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.

I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.

by Opi071694 December 11, 2010

donkey kong dat ass

when you shove a banana in your sex partners ass and beat on said ass until the banana shoots out

last night sara and i decided to donkey kong dat ass. i have never seen a banana go so far

by xanderkrewz June 28, 2009

Donkey Kong Song Girl

A crappy definitioner of this website.

Minus the 'Girl' and you get Donkey Kong Song, a crapnosed individual with a balding scalp and Yu-Gi-Oh card collection the size of Texas.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

Donkey Kong Song Girl

(N.) An indivual who has come up with some rather, alarming and unusual Definitions to UrbanDictionary.com. Some kind of Jinx Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh nut job who has been said to have a bottle up her rectum. Called a "Yu-Gi-Fag."

Can I get fries with my Donkey Kong Song Meal? Oh, and also a Blue Eyes White Dragon DKS Toy. Yay! Now I can be like Yugi Pidgeotto, too. I summon the power of my Millenium Donkey Kong Song to help defeat Maximillion Unicorn!

by G-Union June 24, 2003