A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
by Fornicras November 25, 2013

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway
by J'adore UD May 21, 2010

by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.
Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"
by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return
When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it
by madbovine March 13, 2012

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010
