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Pez Dispenser

To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor
"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"
by bigfellatrilogy March 8, 2012
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pez dispenser

A sexual manuver similar to the elevator shaft. However, instead of completely removing the head, there is a small amount of skin left in tact on the hack of the neck, allowing the head to flop up and down like a pez dispenser.
Alex decided to do the pez dispenser instead of the elevator shaft because he would only need one trashbag to clean up.
by DLOTS November 28, 2006
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ice cube dispenser

Similar to the pipeline, after a thorough ass fucking, the male then proceeds to pass a kidney stone into the woman's/men's anal cavity. (Based on your sexual preference)
Person 1: Jake gave me and ice cube dispenser!

Person 2: That's fucking awesome girl!

Person 3: I just squirted a little...
by Ice Cube Dispenser July 26, 2014
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Ice Cream Dispenser

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."
by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014
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pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit
When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.
by tang1967 November 11, 2014
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gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.
Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.
by Picklepudding September 11, 2022
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shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.
Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.
by everlife6 May 1, 2009
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