discombobulated

When your so fucking high you can't even tell that it's your dog sucking your dick and not your 6 year old sister.

man i was so discombobulated i didn't even realize that i was eating my cats ass

by thediscombobulater April 10, 2017

Discombobulate

When you do something to something but your not sure what it is

I Discombobulated this Tomato (This is in refrence to cutting but you dont know to use the word cutting

by Tom Elson September 9, 2003

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by Larryc July 2, 2004

Discombobulate

To confuse someone

Jessica: the answer is easy. 20x40 + 6558 divided by the numerator to the general contraction of seven plus 1
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.

by JJ Taylor Lautner is a hottie December 3, 2014

Disconbobulated

Broken pen!

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'

by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

discombobulated

Knocked into a state of mental and bodily confusion in an athletic competition.

Ronnie Lott, Michael Strayhan, and Lawrence Taylor discombobulated many quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers during their NFL careers.

by Nypsey October 21, 2008

discomboobulated

to be f*cked up beyond recognition due to mind altering substances.

I'm discombo.. I'm disco bob...I'm discomboobulated...Hell, I'm fucked up...

by Alex "Scooby" Smith February 12, 2006